Carpet Licker Jokes

There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the internet than i would ever have imagined.

Carpet licker jokes. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. A big list of carpet jokes. Even came up with one after watching the guys in a oil change outfit working in a pit under my car. Aug 12 2019 explore hopkins carpet one s board flooring humor on pinterest.

In the middle of the room under the carpet was a bump. What do you call lesbian twins. The other day a feminist asked me how i view lesbian relationships. General term for lesbian.

Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years. What is the leading cause of death for lesbians. You can look at her face and tell she ain t got that wap. Just got fired from da carpet factory.

He stepped out for a smoke only to realize he d lost his cigarettes. A woman got lost in the desert. 72 of them in fact. You can tell by the way she walks she got that wap.

This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter. The next day the guy comes into the bar asks for a beer throws 20 quarters onto the floor etc. Apparently hd was the wrong answer. Why can t lesbians go on a diet and wear lipstick at the same time.

Why did the lesbian build a shelf. What do you call a lesbian s closet. What do you call a truck load of vibrators. A brand new carpet to munch on q.

See more ideas about humor funny bones funny. On the fourth day he asks for a beer and hands the bartender a 10 bill. South park cartman trying to become a lesbian. Police think it was the work of rug addicts.

Yup they were working in a carpit. What does a lesbian want for christmas more than anything else. I knock myself out. A new carpet to munch on.

To hold her shoulders. He laughed struggling to finish the joke which ended up being about the dame s apparent penchant for plonking herself down on the carpet lifting her leg and licking something. Toys for twats q.